Two Hollywood Phonies (@autumn)

nobody even cares about homestuck references

@autumn girl i read it last month

@fiore im saying im too old to care .

@autumn youd like it but whatever

@autumn trust me you would its literally the right kind of brainrot youd be into

@fiore how do you know what im even into girl...

@autumn i know your brainrot

@fiore okay i am that's true you got me.

@autumn install the unofficial homestuck collection and get going trust me

@fiore im too busy getting money 😢

@autumn @fiore poor people chase money, rich people chase time. And buddy: its not a mental difference at all. You are just in the lowest fifth quintile and i hate that for you.

@autumn @fiore poverty ascencion (i gave all my money away to Kony in 2012)

@Erato_Heti @fiore you gave it To him? not to the charity to stop him?

@autumn @fiore yea i think im going to stand behind the guy trying to survive a freaking war and not a loser nudist that exposes himself and has no personality and steals like 80% of the charity profits. I would rather support the third world rebellion and not a yuppie. ive read peter singer and so i know what im talking about. im a utilitarian third worldist. #backingKony2012

@Erato_Heti @fiore yeah you know what that checks out

@autumn @fiore im glad you understand me.

@autumn @fiore i think your name would work better if you made it Paired Hollywood Phonies.

@Erato_Heti @fiore i think the quote makes it better