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enargeia @detondev@social.linux.pizza
2mo
Who is this Pirate King? *greyscale image of site creator ripped no shirt* Hi, That's me up above. I'm the Pirate King. Welcome to my Web Site
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enargeia @detondev@social.linux.pizza
2mo
delightfully gaudy web design. go for it king photoshop ur pirate cosplay onto a cabin gif with a sail inside it for some reason and put it by ur cnn must see site badge
www.thepirateking.com
shoutout the borders
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enargeia @detondev@social.linux.pizza
2mo
having this pop up every time u right click is crazyyy
Avast your copying, swab! All contents are copyrighted by Rob Ossian - The Pirate King!
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enargeia @detondev@social.linux.pizza
2mo
the site's prior commitment to the bit is what makes this make me smile. what can i say going from that gif to this u can't help but feel the aura
Pirate Pickup Lines 10. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there 9. They don’t call me "Long John" because my head is so big 8. Come on up and see me urchins 7. That isn't a belaying pin in pocket, but I am happy to see you 6. Wanna walk me plank? 5. Let's get together and haul some keel 4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off me rudder? 3. That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on 2. Well, blow me down? And my personal favorite... 1. Prepare to be boarded!
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Two Hollywood Phonies @autumn@cafe.autumn.town
2mo
@detondev these would work on me
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enargeia @detondev@social.linux.pizza
2mo
@autumn if u remixed the long john one's second half with another one it might work on me given enough rum beforehand 😌
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Two Hollywood Phonies @autumn@cafe.autumn.town
2mo
@detondev if anyone i have a crush on said any of these to me I'd melt on the spot
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enargeia @detondev@social.linux.pizza
2mo
@autumn I feel like even in ideal circumstances it requires too much build up beforehand. like does this guy just walk up to women and go prepare to be boarded i totally wont get in legal trouble for this later (assuming full sincerity from him, surely no one with a site like this isnt abt that life 😌)
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