The Nvidia Linux driver was coded by monkeys throwing their own feces at a typewriter until something that could at best marginally resemble the world's saddest program held together with dollar store duct tape and the nightmares of an insomniac was produced, which was then faxed to all distribution maintainers in black-on-white at a rate of $10.00/page and was then hastily copied onto a developer machine by hand and then sent to Linus Torvalds with a printed photo of someone holding up their middle finger
