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autumnsauce punished_labrador @autumn@cafe.autumn.town
10mo
im gonna be such a good mother, i will embed how cool toucans are into my child's head, and then when they ask me to get one i will say "when you've been good on your birthday you'll have one" and then there'll be a box with 2 cola cans, and when they ask "where's the real one" there won't be one.