noah built an entire ark for a bunch of Fucking animals he didn't even know and you wouldn't even let me into your home unannounced or give me enough money for a hotel room or even feed me a little bit you Fucker. Shame on you!
@boobs_admin i thought evil customs was like a customs officer but evil and its like "haha im evil,, you CAN smuggle the xiaomi car into the U.S!! hahahahahah!!!"
@bulldoggirl300@monkey i actually saw a group of like 5 at euston train station all cosplaying in harry potter robes probably about my age so there's still a thriving community here, like in central London there's a harry potter store that sells all kind of shit so its all still alive here
im gonna be such a good mother, i will embed how cool toucans are into my child's head, and then when they ask me to get one i will say "when you've been good on your birthday you'll have one" and then there'll be a box with 2 cola cans, and when they ask "where's the real one" there won't be one.
