nsfwthe way plato wins the interaction in the diogenes featherless biped is by also saying "that you can have sex with" and then it would be up to diogenes to fuck a chicken and i dont think he'd do that
nilered attempting to optimise his life to the point where hes making kibble for himself to eat out of a bowl like a dog is so funny . at what point do you just hook yourself up to a machine for nutrients like they did with jimmy carter and joe biden