nsfwme interviewing a chef: "so you would agree that flavour is power right? its like, amazing."
chef: "of course! its very powerful, we spend our entire liv-"
me: "okay so, when you see someone's face, you see their mouth Busting with Power, with Your Power. You see their face react to Your Power Busting in Their Mouth, how does that make you feel?"
@sierra im smoking dragon turds . they havent given this alloy a name yet . shits so tough it cracked my teeth and then all of them fell out into little pieces . shorty tried to pick it up, threw her back out and noxious fumes began eminating from it after she dropped it . fumes that don't even have a name , fumes that have never been smelled before, fumes that reverse the polarity of your brain . shit is telling you you'll never be the same again . shits so new its got a different name based on whether youre american or russian.
The Autumn Summary of WWDC: - If you throw your iPhone at someone who you've blocked in your contacts list, it'll explode on impact. - AirPods can be used as snorkels. - Patched out the heat escaping from the Kiln where the devices make the Liquid Glass - Siri will now interrupt unprompted into conversations with one-liners. - Finder has been replaced with Files, Fuck You Steve Jobs. - Every Apple Computer now has an Apple inside of it, it's not a bit from the IT Crowd anymore. It Will Rot if you keep it in there. - Vision Pro will now dox your location to the internet if you wear it outside, however you will be able to airstrike people remotely too for balancing purposes. - Intel Macs are gonna be supported for another 8 years, however if you have an Nvidia GPU within 30 feet then an Apple employee will pay you a visit with a crowbar.
