guy in prison pouring water into a bucket with an expose live wire in it and he whispers "Mans pouring water on Wires fam i swear its gonna blow", a snapchat picture of the setup and then pitch back with the caption "blew the whole jails electrics" and the guy yells "Who blew the electrics?!" other person: "i dont know." guy: "bruv fuckin hell the whole wing is pitch black now!" other: (unintelligible) guy: "Yeahhhh bruv, they fuckin blew the electrics the Cunts" other: "yeah i do Apologise" guy: "yeahh its alright guv. but what am i gonna do im in pitch black. Probably some silly bollocks playin with the electrics."

guys in a room reviewing a movie and he says "least they could do is give us a solid body count but don't get your hopes up, ill show you why in the number. that sound good to you buddy?" he pulls out a red dinosaur hand puppet and mimes "yeah that sounds pretty great!" and he responds to himself "you're a carnosaurus you're not even in this movie!" and as his body leaves the frame the puppet faces the camera and says "im over here stroking my dick"