@m the second i opened up the bluesky discover feed i got a ring at the door from a man with a high vis jacket, hard hat and clipboard and he told me "delivery for 1400 tons of coal?" pointing to a truck on my driveway, before i could say anything he began dumping it onto the front of my house.
@sneexy i don't even bother to write them down if they're not super weird this one was just playing Minecraft with my friends and going on a bus from London to Belfast with classmates i had in secondary school