how funny would it be if my roommate started being concerned that i was going down the alt right pipeline by watching andrew tate and the camera pans to me watching binging with babish
my brother told me that if i sneezed, burped and farted at the same time then i would die and instead of being terrified i just began trying to do it i dont even know why i was like 9 and my life was great i think i just wanted to do all of them at rhe same time like a challenge and i was ready to accept death if that turned out to be true
that ludwig bit where he was rating national anthem and for sweden he pulls up basshunter's dota and ranks it S and then doesn't even listen to the actual anthem and moves on. i think about that all the time .
@jamnie in the 50 million dollar mansion in the swiss alps, the massive windows with the panoramic views, a single black slap phone on a pedestal in the middle of an empty room drafting up the worst shit you've ever seen dressed in all white and then going over to the tiny glass table and pouring a glass of orange juice before swishing it around and looking at the view again
